Jermaine the Anchorman: ?You?re watching Entropia Breaking News. I?m your host, Jermaine Johansson.

Today?s top story: A major announcement coming out of Treasure Island.

We go now to our reporter, CJ Weave, who is reporting live from Treasure Island Castle. CJ??

CJ Weave: ?Thanks, Jermaine.

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