A strange, unidentified colonist was seen raving nonsense about a "grid" and "beeps" today at various settlements across Eudoria.

The disturbed individual (dubbed 'Grid-Man' by onlookers) frantically waved, clapped and danced in what seemed to be an attempt to get colonists' attention.   

The CDF would like to assure the public that although 'Grid-Man' is clearly deranged, he is not believed to be dangerous.

## March 12, 2018 ##