“Help me I’m at Argus beach!...they’re everywhere!...No get away you flesh-eating bas...get away!” 

The above audio and this very strange, distorted picture were received just moments ago from CalyNET reporter Jeffrey Talston. The picture was presumably taken using a highly damaged imaging device. It seems Jeffrey is a truly dedicated newsman, even when facing imminent temp-death! 

Unsurprisingly, Fort Argus beach has been declared a highly dangerous area by the CDF